So says Felicia Jolly-Goodfellow ....

So say we all ....

And if you regularly go to a Catholic Church or publicly identify

 as being a member of a Catholic Congregation or are in

any way associated with that morally bankrupt, 

international criminal organisation ..... 

Pope Francis To Call The International Space Station

In just under 30 minutes time at precisely midnight tonight, 26 October 2017 Pope Francis will place a call to the crew aboard the International Space Station.

Firstly however, a sinscere commitment to my readership: I will refrain from writing in a cynical manner. I will focus solely on the facts associated with this event. I will resist the temptation of including statements such as "Big Bloody Deal!" and "Who Cares A Tinker's Cus?" (as I have demonstrated by the absence of words even remotely similar in this post's title. Neither shall I make reference to a previous post (Hysterical Virgins Who Can't Keep Their Hands Off Of Our Children) or claims therein regarding the Catholic Church being an international criminal organisation protecting paedophiles, money launderers and drug traffickers. Nor shall I decry it's leadership as being a morally bankrupt, misogynistic and homophobic gerontocracy that is more the lover of poverty than of the poor.

This is not the first time that a pope has placed a call to the heavens in the only verifiable way available.

The former pontiff, Pope Benedict XVI (a.k.a. "The Panzer Cardinal") made the first call from the Vatican to the ISS in May of 2011 (before resigning later that year in what would have been a disgrace had the circumstances been made officially public). On that occasion the ISS was full to the brim with Astronauts and Cosmonauts (12 in total) as the Shuttle Endeavour STS was dropping off some the straggler crew members of Expedition 27 and 3 months worth of frozen TV dinners.

Above: The Official STS-134 Crew Portrait. Clockwise: NASA astronauts Mark Kelly (bottom center), commander; Gregory H. Johnson, pilot; Michael Fincke, Greg Chamitoff, Andrew Feustel and European Space Agency’s Roberto Vittori, all mission specialists. Image credit: NASA 

On that occasion the pope read from a pre-prepared 6 minutes statement, somewhat stiffly in english to the assembled crews and steered clear of any controversial subject matter (including his membership of the Hitler Youth and subsequent service in the Luftwaffe), sticking to topics that could be best categorised as small talk consisting primarily of bleedingly obvious observations and assorted statements around the central theme of what a great view you must all have up there.

Pope Francis will speak with European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Paolo Nespoli and three NASA astronauts: Randy Bresnik, Mark Vande Hei and Joe Acaba. As this Pope is renown for having a less militaristic formal disposition than his predecessor, Frank (as His Holiness is known around Rome after hours) is expected to be greatly more relaxed in his discourse with the all male selection of crew members on the receiving end of his jollity. Further adding to the anticipated relaxed nature of the call, this Pope is by comparison a man of science, admitting the veracity of the theory of evolution, accepting the big bang theory as being the best explanation for the cosmos that we currently have and even a publicly stated position supporting Pope John Paul II's shocking 1992 concession that the Church had "erred" 359 years previously in condemning Galileo Galilei' for his assertion that the Earth revolved around the Sun as being patently untrue and sentencing him to house arrest for the remaining 11 years of his life. Better late than never as Frank says.

Above: Galileo facing Pope Urban III in 1633. Galileo was put on trial for heresy contending the earth revolves around the sun. He was convicted and put on house arrest until his death in 1694.

There is a slim possibility that the female member of the crew and the Russian orthodox Cosmonauts aboard could float by provided the completion of station keeping duties permit however in reality this is not likely.

Hysterical Virgins Who Can't Keep Their Hands Off of Our Children

By the Catholic Church's own estimates 1 in 7 Australian priests have sexually interfered with, and or eventually raped a child under their pastoral care

Above: A fully grown adult who believes that he can say ancient magic words over wine and bread and turn them into human blood and flesh. He is also a member of a cult with human sacrifice central to it's core beliefs. He is so morally bankrupt that he considers his only obligation is to the betterment of his cult. He considers criminal behaviours ranging from offering protection to known paedophiles, to the breaking international monetary law and violation of human rights totally acceptable.

Priests however, don't go to gaol under a custodial sentence like the stamp collectors mentioned above and other sub-human, kiddy-fiddling, reprobate-vermin do when caught sexually interfering with our children.

Instead, these self righteous, sociopathic, maniacally sick and manipulative Shamen of Christ (who - assuming he ever lived in the first place - is dead despite their protestations to the contrary), these SOB's are sent with barely a slap on the wrist, onto their next parish (preferable on the other side of the country) and proceed to sexualy interfere and eventually rape anyone that they feel they can without being caught until they've been through every eligible catholic teenager in town.

Though to be fair, unlike communion or marriage or even salvation itself there's no discrimination against you for being protestant. Fear not you won't miss out on what passes in the Catholic Church for pastoral care and acceptable conduct so long as you are homeless, intellectually disabled, in a permanent coma or in any other way vulnerable (that's the standard english spelling of the word by the way, the Roman spelling of the word is "available").

These creatures are left in place until they're satisfied they've been through everyone "worthwhile" in town and move themselves along or their disgusting treachery comes to the attention of parishioners, medical staff at the local hospital or even the coroner in far too many cases.

Speaking of intellectually disabled, self aggrandising, reprobate bastards in stupid hats, enter the local Bishop. He not only get's to look the other way and ship the priest to fresh pastures and a fresh flock to fock) but also gets to deny everything while enjoying immunity from criminal charges for his criminal behaviour from behind the safety of the state sanctioned protection of the sanctity of the confessional.

Their religion and religious beliefs are nothing save a facade to cover for their sexual perversion, the illegal acts they commit with impunity, their conspiracy to hinder and pervert the course of justice, to prevent prosecution or recourse and a tool by which to keep the needy and vulnerable dependant, the poor impoverished and their innumerable crimes against those who unquestionably trusted them denied and undocumented.

Never has it been explained to my satisfaction why we grant the Catholic Church tax exempt status. I have not heard a sound justification for why, knowing what we know, we would pay scarce public funds to it's religious orders to execute the truly sacred trust of educating our children.

No one can explain to me why we do not treat the church for what it has time and again proven itself to be, that is an international criminal organisation that considers it acceptable to break state, federal and international laws when ever it suits its purposes. An organisation whose administrative apparatus is purpose built to ensure secrecy and conformity and conspires to effectively stop the normal execution of the course of justice in it's tracks.

An organisation which harbours money launderers and protects paedophiles.

Why is it I ask that it's leaders are not held to account, charged and imprisoned as the leaders of any other organisation are held accountable for their conduct and the conduct of those under their authority?

Any attempt to answer these questions without reference to the "religion" they have invented and propagated falls flat on its face and fails. It all comes back to the one and only argument they can offer to excuse this scandalous and shameful behaviour: their utterly ridiculous cult of human sacrifice parading as a respectable religion.

Without their big lie, they are nothing but pathetic little men and criminals. Their religion is nought but a thin veneer of respectability to front a multitude of genuinely shameful deeds.

#PCDinOZ