Cardinal Bernard Francis Law: The Dead Fidler

They say that you should only speak good of the dead. 

Cardinal Bernard Law is dead - Good!

#BringBackTheDeathSentence  #CatholicChurch    #Truth    #SexOffenders  #Paedophiles

#PCDinOz

I Know You Would Be Offended

To All My Friends of Faith.
Specifically my practicing Christian, Muslim
and Jewish Friends:
Multiple Times a Day, Every Day
I Refrain from Posting Memes I Think Up and thoughts that
Poke Holes in and Generally Ridicule The Nonsense You Claim as Your Beliefs
(Let’s Admit it: Low Hanging Fruit)
Primarily Out of Genuine Concern of Offending You.
Though The More I Consider This, The Less I Understand Why You Should Take Offence
at My Memes.
They're Just Memes After all.
It's Not Like I
Proudly Follow A Book
That Says You Deserve To Burn For Eternity
For Not Having The Same
Beliefs As Me.
Now THAT Would Be Offensive.
Just sayin’.

Seniors? Hang On!

I guess you know that 50 is less than 12 months away when ...



I need to update my span filters ... 


You receive your first spam email offering you free trial membership to .....

online dating sites for seniors!

I need to update my spam filters ... I am definitely not ready to sign up for DementiaDates.com!

A Foreigner's Perspective

Now the voting is done, for better or for worse ... here's a look at what our esteemed politicians have put us through from a foreigners perspective.

Pope Francis To Call The International Space Station

In just under 30 minutes time at precisely midnight tonight, 26 October 2017 Pope Francis will place a call to the crew aboard the International Space Station.

#PopeFrancis #ISS #InternationalSpaceStastion #Nazi #NaziWarCriminal

Firstly however, a sinscere commitment to my readership: I will refrain from writing in a cynical manner. I will focus solely on the facts associated with this event. I will resist the temptation of including statements such as "Big Bloody Deal!" and "Who Cares A Tinker's Cus?" (as I have demonstrated by the absence of words even remotely similar in this post's title. Neither shall I make reference to a previous post (Hysterical Virgins Who Can't Keep Their Hands Off Of Our Children) or claims therein regarding the Catholic Church being an international criminal organisation protecting paedophiles, money launderers and drug traffickers. Nor shall I decry it's leadership as being a morally bankrupt, misogynistic and homophobic gerontocracy that is more the lover of poverty than of the poor.

This is not the first time that a pope has placed a call to the heavens in the only verifiable way available.

The former pontiff, Pope Benedict XVI (a.k.a. "The Panzer Cardinal") made the first call from the Vatican to the ISS in May of 2011 (before resigning later that year in what would have been a disgrace had the circumstances been made officially public). On that occasion the ISS was full to the brim with Astronauts and Cosmonauts (12 in total) as the Shuttle Endeavour STS was dropping off some the straggler crew members of Expedition 27 and 3 months worth of frozen TV dinners.

Above: The Official STS-134 Crew Portrait. Clockwise: NASA astronauts Mark Kelly (bottom center), commander; Gregory H. Johnson, pilot; Michael Fincke, Greg Chamitoff, Andrew Feustel and European Space Agency’s Roberto Vittori, all mission specialists. Image credit: NASA 


On that occasion the pope read from a pre-prepared 6 minutes statement, somewhat stiffly in english to the assembled crews and steered clear of any controversial subject matter (including his membership of the Hitler Youth and subsequent service in the Luftwaffe), sticking to topics that could be best categorised as small talk consisting primarily of bleedingly obvious observations and assorted statements around the central theme of what a great view you must all have up there.

Pope Francis will speak with European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Paolo Nespoli and three NASA astronauts: Randy Bresnik, Mark Vande Hei and Joe Acaba. As this Pope is renown for having a less militaristic formal disposition than his predecessor, Frank (as His Holiness is known around Rome after hours) is expected to be greatly more relaxed in his discourse with the all male selection of crew members on the receiving end of his jollity. Further adding to the anticipated relaxed nature of the call, this Pope is by comparison a man of science, admitting the veracity of the theory of evolution, accepting the big bang theory as being the best explanation for the cosmos that we currently have and even a publicly stated position supporting Pope John Paul II's shocking 1992 concession that the Church had "erred" 359 years previously in condemning Galileo Galilei' for his assertion that the Earth revolved around the Sun as being patently untrue and sentencing him to house arrest for the remaining 11 years of his life. Better late than never as Frank says.

Above: Galileo facing Pope Urban III in 1633. Galileo was put on trial for heresy contending the earth revolves around the sun. He was convicted and put on house arrest until his death in 1694.



There is a slim possibility that the female member of the crew and the Russian orthodox Cosmonauts aboard could float by provided the completion of station keeping duties permit however in reality this is not likely.


12 Months In The Big House


Not Calling Grandpa "Mz Thang!" Could Get You 12 Months In The Big House!

On Thursday, 28 September 2017 California Governor Jerry Brown signed a bill into state law that allows for the goaling of people that refuse to use the preferred gender pronouns of nursing home residents.

The new law states that those "willfully and repeatedly" refusing "to use a transgender resident’s preferred name or pronouns” can be fined US$1000 (AUD $1274) and sentenced to up one year in prison.

The “LGBT Senior Bill Of Rights" also requires aged care facilities and nursing homes throughout the state to allow residents to use the bathroom of their choice. The bill’s author, state Sen. Scott Weiner, argues that religious views don’t hold weight in public areas.
“Everyone is entitled to their religious view,” Wiener said. “But when you enter the public space, when you are running an institution, you are in a workplace, you are in a civil setting, and you have to follow the law.”

In a statement publicly thanking Governor Brown for signing the bill, Wiener wrote “LGBT seniors built the modern LGBT community and led the fight for so many of the rights our community takes for granted today. It is our duty to make sure they can age with the dignity and respect they deserve.”.

So Californians will be thinking twice before deciding between his and hers when they next spy Grandpa making moves for the Max Factor!


Australians are exceptionally good at displaying empathy ... except for when we're not.

Strangers Invited To Judge If I Am Worthy of Equality And You're Complaining About Recieving An Unsolicited SMS?


I'll say from the start that I have misgivings about the YES campaign's push SMS tactic on a number of levels.


But I guess I see view it from within a much different context to that from which heterosexuals view it (including those who share some of my misgivings around the SMS tactic).

I view being forced to allow total strangers to make a judgement as to the validity of my relationships as an unwarrented demonstration of disrespect and a totally  unecessary outrage.

Whether or not my relationships are in any way equal in standing to the relationships that my brother, my sister and every other heterosexual Australian is not and should not be a matter of the subjective and often ill-informed opinion of strangers. For me, it's easy to appreciate why, relative to that outrage I ascribe a vastly diminished nuisance value to the YES campaign's use of SMSs and zero care factor as to any associated legal issues and finer points of law than others apparently do.

It's always been my observation that Australians are exceptionally good at displaying empathy ... except for when we're not.

Let's get this done. Vote YES!

#ssm #LetsGetThisDone #MarriageEquality #LoveIsLove

JESUS FACT #325: Jesus Christ Was History's Most Successful Extortionist!

A Text book example of a protection racket, the extortionist (above Jesus) threatens to raise your business and or home to the ground (send you to hell for all eternity) if you don't hand over the cash, your tithe, your children, your ability to think rationally and independently, your vote and the list goes on.


#VoteYES


#ssm #LetsGetThisDone #MarriageEquality #LoveIsLove


Tag Team!

When I first took a good look at this I found myself wondering where Bill Shorten could possibly be. Why isn't he here?


It's not like him to let Malcolm have all the fun much less miss out on blood sport. "Blood on the Floor Bill" - Nice ring to it. I see cold dispassion in his eyes. Especially when he smiles.


The old hyena's probably resting up I thought to myself. After all this time of the ALP almost exclusively putting the boot into the gay community, it probably needed as much of a break as we do. A good rest.


So he's probably just taking some time to just lay back somewhere. Relax a bit away from the three rings that has become the scope of Australian politics. Put his feet up and rest a spell.


Then a shocking vision came to my mind. An alternate possibility for Bill's absence from the action.



Bill and Mal taking turns tag teaming the gay community!


Now there's a picture in your mind that will burn the inside of your eyelids!

Hysterical Virgins Who Can't Keep Their Hands Off of Our Children

By the Catholic Church's own estimates 1 in 7 Australian priests have sexually interfered with, and or eventually raped a child under their pastoral care

Above: A fully grown adult who believes that he can say ancient magic words over wine and bread and turn them into human blood and flesh. He is also a member of a cult with human sacrifice central to it's core beliefs. He is so morally bankrupt that he considers his only obligation is to the betterment of his cult. He considers criminal behaviours ranging from offering protection to known paedophiles, to the breaking international monetary law and violation of human rights totally acceptable.


Priests however, don't go to gaol under a custodial sentence like the stamp collectors mentioned above and other sub-human, kiddy-fiddling, reprobate-vermin do when caught sexually interfering with our children.

Instead, these self righteous, sociopathic, maniacally sick and manipulative Shamen of Christ (who - assuming he ever lived in the first place - is dead despite their protestations to the contrary), these SOB's are sent with barely a slap on the wrist, onto their next parish (preferable on the other side of the country) and proceed to sexualy interfere and eventually rape anyone that they feel they can without being caught until they've been through every eligible catholic teenager in town.

Though to be fair, unlike communion or marriage or even salvation itself there's no discrimination against you for being protestant. Fear not you won't miss out on what passes in the Catholic Church for pastoral care and acceptable conduct so long as you are homeless, intellectually disabled, in a permanent coma or in any other way vulnerable (that's the standard english spelling of the word by the way, the Roman spelling of the word is "available").

These creatures are left in place until they're satisfied they've been through everyone "worthwhile" in town and move themselves along or their disgusting treachery comes to the attention of parishioners, medical staff at the local hospital or even the coroner in far too many cases.

Speaking of intellectually disabled, self aggrandising, reprobate bastards in stupid hats, enter the local Bishop. He not only get's to look the other way and ship the priest to fresh pastures and a fresh flock to fock) but also gets to deny everything while enjoying immunity from criminal charges for his criminal behaviour from behind the safety of the state sanctioned protection of the sanctity of the confessional.

Their religion and religious beliefs are nothing save a facade to cover for their sexual perversion, the illegal acts they commit with impunity, their conspiracy to hinder and pervert the course of justice, to prevent prosecution or recourse and a tool by which to keep the needy and vulnerable dependant, the poor impoverished and their innumerable crimes against those who unquestionably trusted them denied and undocumented.

Never has it been explained to my satisfaction why we grant the Catholic Church tax exempt status. I have not heard a sound justification for why, knowing what we know, we would pay scarce public funds to it's religious orders to execute the truly sacred trust of educating our children.

No one can explain to me why we do not treat the church for what it has time and again proven itself to be, that is an international criminal organisation that considers it acceptable to break state, federal and international laws when ever it suits its purposes. An organisation whose administrative apparatus is purpose built to ensure secrecy and conformity and conspires to effectively stop the normal execution of the course of justice in it's tracks.

An organisation which harbours money launderers and protects paedophiles.

Why is it I ask that it's leaders are not held to account, charged and imprisoned as the leaders of any other organisation are held accountable for their conduct and the conduct of those under their authority?

Any attempt to answer these questions without reference to the "religion" they have invented and propagated falls flat on its face and fails. It all comes back to the one and only argument they can offer to excuse this scandalous and shameful behaviour: their utterly ridiculous cult of human sacrifice parading as a respectable religion.

Without their big lie, they are nothing but pathetic little men and criminals. Their religion is nought but a thin veneer of respectability to front a multitude of genuinely shameful deeds.

Universal Common Problems

The Tyranny of Toddlers: A Universal Problem.

I have it from a good though somewhat sleep deprived authority that, if like me you are not blessed with walking, talking, food and money consuming reminders of the passage of the years and the futility of modern 1st world consumerism*, then you have no idea of the constant state of anxiety that results from the ever ending onslaught of spontaneous public disasters that toddlers manufacture with production line efficiency with seeming zero effort and planning. Though they may be fashioned in your and your partner's (or maybe even "other concerned know or unknown party's) image, study after study has without deviation proven that

the behaviour of as yet not socialised tiny but terrifying toddler has lasting effects on it's parents career prospects, long term social standing, financial situation, digestive, physical and mental health.

that the fate that befell Professor Robert Kelly while being interviewed live-to-air for a program on BBC News International and captured on a NFBVOV* YouTube video is neither an exaggerated nor atypical example of the unexpected trouble toddlers can cause you no matter what the time of day, what you happen to be doing or where circumstances may find you.


Still unconvinced? The maybe this will answer any niggling doubts you may have.



The Prosecution rests!

*Now famous by virtue of viral
#PCDinOZ


I'm Getting Looked At ... A Lot!

1,119,942 Times In Fact!

I'm loving that the consideration I put into choosing which pics to post (and which pics not to post) to Google Maps is paying off for folks inasmuch as they are catching people's eye and folks are using the double click, to check out my pics!


I have to confess to sneaking the occasional cameo of myself and a friend or two in sometimes. :-)




 Take the above pic for example taken at The Crown and Shuttle, one of my neighbourhood pubs when I was living in Shoreditch, London IN 2016. One of my favourite girlfriends from Bulgaria, Desislava was with me that day so I slipped a shot that happened to include a cameo of the two of us enjoying a lager together into the featured pics posted on Google Maps.

Now it just so happened that that DAY, unbeknownst to us, we were photo bombed by some homely looking but brazen blond bloke.You can imagine our disappointment when we were later looking through the photo's later on and found a few that were ruined by him planting his butt perfectly in frame sharing the pic with Desi! Sad to think that some get their jollies ruining the photo"s of others.




I was determined not to be put off by this blatant attention seeking behaviour.
So I decided to slip that one in too!

#PCDinOZ

Thrifty And Sexy!

Trying to nut Out exactly how to be
thrifty and sexy
all at once
without appearing
cheap?

Be we straight or gay or somewhere in between, which of us doesn't struggle with this early 21st century curse of modern man's sex life?


My mate, Shawn Groen and the good folk over a XPLCIT Assistance have burst out of the proverbial post Mardi Gras blues bunker with a solution in hand! 

Here's the help that all we men so desperately need 

without breaking out pockets.

Check it out online here or if you're in or around the city tonight

take yourself over to his pop up shop at blank_space Gallery

374 Crown Street and grab yourself .....
 a bargain! 
#PCDinOZ



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