Houston: We Have A Donation Problem ...

Brian and Bobby are Back and Asking for Big-Time-Bucks!

"We've got desperate needs ... for a TV Studio." says Brian Houston in online appeal for more money.

Alright, folks, gather 'round because we’re about to dive into the latest episode of "Terrible Tithing Tales" starring none other than Brian and Bobbie Houston. Yes, the founders of Hillsong’s Heavenly Hits and Headline-Making Hubbub, the megachurch that gave us everything from the toe tapping, chart-topping worship songs to unrequested crash course on the career hazards of hapless hotel room hopping, are back. And no, they’re not hosting a redemption tour—well, unless you count launching an online odyssey of optimistic outreach and, wait for it… asking for money! Because who needs Netflix when you can stream Brian Houston preaching again?

Let’s recap. After Brian’s little legal lapses and looming lawsuits—you know, the kind that involves a courtroom and not just a confessional—he and Bobbie stepped away from Hillsong. But apparently, self-reflection in the quiet shadows of retirement wasn’t for them. Oh no, they’re back in the spotlight with a brand-new bold and brazen online church. And what’s a church without a little fundraising? After all, sermons, streams, and sanctimonious speeches don’t pay for themselves. Brian, never one to be shy, announced that they’re “desperate” for financial support to get this new venture off the ground. Because, obviously, it’s not enough to have built a multi-million-dollar tax free empire (with every Monday off mind you) —they need you to chip in.

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The Hip Pocket Smashing Hit - Praise the Lord and Send Me Your Money!

Now, if you’re wondering what this online church will look like, picture this: The same polished production, passionate pleas, and perhaps some powerful praise music to tug at your heartstrings—because guilt tripping in high definition is way more effective, am I right?

So here we are. Brian and Bobbie Houston are asking for donations to fund their new church after a string of scandals that would make even the most shameless televangelists blush. And if history is any indicator, there’s a good chance people will open their wallets. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that there’s always an audience for a comeback of colossal controversy, no matter how dubious the protagonist.